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Disney Adventure
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Like many Disney stories, we begin with a furry woodland creature.
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Cynder loves all of nature's creatures. This little dinosaur had a
terrible itch he just couldn't reach. She was glad to help.
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Then some friends gathered to help clean this friendly giant's boots.
He wanted a manicure too but we were fresh out of ladders.
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Suddenly, the plot takes an unexpected turn... The happy play land
music ceases as Cynder makes Remix into her personal Moose Slave.
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Oh no, now things get even more confusing as the plot takes a
gender-bending twist. Cynder is a sweet little Heroine, right?
Well, many have postulated that behind that female persona is, well, a MAN!
See for yourself folks. Cynder can be seen below sitting like a man.
Did she slip up? Is her, I mean his, secret out? Valary, who
can be seen in the background sitting like good females should may know
the inside scoop.
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With this new development in the plot one of the enemies tries to make
Cynder tell the truth by choking her with his staff of +1 to Reveal True
Gender. Cynder shouts "I'll never tell!"
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Great, now there's foul play all around. Looks like Nolobat is
planning sneak attacks on the unsuspecting enemy! Well, the Norseman
was standing there asking for it...
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And with foul play as the final theme, we end our Disney Adventure with
Cynder standing by Mag Mel in what appears to be a bad day for the sewage
system. Check back next month for the sequel to this interesting
saga: "Cynderloo, Cynderroo, Cynderboo, CynderWHO?"
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